Comparisions.

If you want it, you should have put a ring on it.

If you want it, you should have put a ring on it.

So, We got colour pencils for A. ( We use it more than A though). He just spreads them everywhere, and may be breaks a tip or two. Pati starts drawing, and A snatches it from pati. Anyway, this day, both of them were on the drawing spree, when pati started chillao-ing my name. I ran and went, and he showed me this picture.

He said he drew a diamond for me (the black one). I was like, yayy i get a diamond. He then said he drew a sapphire also for me (the blue diamond). He also said he never drew such beautiful things for anyone else. I smiled. And then casually i ask, whats the cloud on top?

“Aah that. Addu farted, so i drew  a beautiful fart”

I married him. My choice. No judging.

How many pigs?!

‘Three little pigs, went to the market.

one of them fell down.

One of them ran away,

the other fucked up (is it?!) ‘

— Dad telling son.

‘Three little pigs, built houses, made of something something and something. One house was great, and when wolf came, it huffed and puffed and smashed all the pigs and houses, .. What happened after that? ‘

– Dad asking me.

‘This little piggy took a big leap, this little piggy took a small leap, this little piggy leaped sideways, … O wait, is it a piggy or a frog? ‘ – Dad asking son again.

The piggy saga goes on. Son perfected, dad in confusion.